Rubin is taking another vacation, which he often does nowadays. Does he get paid anyway? I promised to do him a favour but this is getting ridiculous. I deserve at least half of his huge writing fee.
This is Jack and I am looking for your support. Write to the Bulletin editor and ask him to pay me instead of Rubin. Isn’t that only fair?
Anyway, Rubin inspired me to write this when he told me about a book he read in Italy , a translation of a novel by Alberto Moravia, called “Contempt” in English. As I understood it, the whole thing is a kind of whodunit, or rather a whydunit. The author spends the whole book trying to figure out why his wife despises him. At the end he discovers what I could have told him from the beginning and saved him all the trouble. But then there wouldn’t have been a book.
He also does a few stupid things along the way but really, don’t all men do stupid things? He finally realizes of course, it wasn’t the stupid things he did that stimulated the contempt.
What was it then? Come a little closer and I’ll whisper it to you but when I tell you, you will hit your forehead and say, “of course, it’s obvious!”
You see women despise us for exactly the same things that make them love us. You don’t believe me? Let’s take the hero of the novel. He is a kind of dreamy romantic who is artistic and creative and really believes he has the talent to write theatrical plays. But no one is willing to pay him much money for that. His wife loves his creativity and his romantic tendency but also wants a stable home.
He starts to feel the pressure and takes a job from a big producer, a decisive man of action, to write a screenplay. This starts to bring in the cash but his wife starts to look at him askance.
She starts to admire the producer who is a successful businessman and gets things done but despises him because he is crass and materialistic.
Do you see where this goes? In the end it is the woman’s disappointment that her romantic creative husband is not able to provide for her and is completely unaware of how the world works, that drives her growing distance from him. At the same time she is attracted and repelled by the producer.
She leaves her husband for the producer but candidly admits she won’t stay with the producer either.
So the whole cause for the contempt is the woman’s desire for what is impossible. She loves a man who is creative and unconcerned by worldly things but then is disappointed when exactly those qualities make it impossible for him to give her the material stability she wants. Similarly, but in reverse, the producer.
The horrible truth is that this works the other way too. The man marries a woman who is a homebody and will make a warm, wonderful mother and then is full of contempt because she has not read the latest novels.
My own wife loved me because I was full of pep and fun. Now she likes nothing better than to stay home and read a book.
Come on people! Make up your minds what you want! Or make sure you really want what you think you want, because you just might get it.
So Rubin remember you wanted this column, because now you’ve got it.